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▲: dave made fun of me!
▼: OH, WONDERFUL, I'LL HAVE TO FIND HIM AND APPLAUD HIM SOME TIME
▲: because i told him a secret
▼: EGBERT YOU SHOULDN'T TELL SECRETS TO A HUGE TOOL LIKE HIM
▼: HAVE YOU NO COMMON SENSE?
▲: you already know i havent!
▼: GUESS I DO
▼: TAKE IT EASY, YOU DUMB GRUB FUCKER
▼: WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM THAT WAS SO TERRIBLE ANYWAY?
▲: my.... my biggest secret.
▼: WHOAAH HOLY SHIT DON'T KEEP ME IN THE DARK I AM JUST DYING HERE TO KNOW WHAT YOUR MYSTERIOUS SECRET IS
▲: hehe i knew it!
▼: WHAT, ARE YOU JUST COMPLETELY BLANK ON YOUR THINKPAN?
▼: THAT WAS COLD AND CYNICAL SARCASM RIGHT THERE
▲: sorry, im trying not to be down right now
▲: he really hurt me
▼: OKAY UM
▼: I'M SORRY DUDE?
▲: can... can i tell you my secret
▼: I DON'T SEE WHY YOU COULDN'T
▼: SPIT IT OUT AND STOP BEING SO SECRETIVE
▲: i lied
▲: im not a non-homosexual
▼: DUDE I'M STILL NOT SURE IF I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THAT WORD EVEN IS
▲: it means i like males
▼: YEAH I GOT THAT ONE ALREADY, WHAT I MEAN IS WHY IT IS EVEN A PROBLEM IN THE FIRST PLACE
▼: TO LIKE MALES. OR FEMALES FOR THAT MATTER
▲: because a lot of people on earth think its wrong to like people of the same sex
▲: we usually like one or the other
▲: ummm... theres one reason i know im not...
▼: YOUR PLANET IS DUMB, WHY DON'T YOU JUST LIKE WHO THE FUCK YOU WANT TO LIKE AND TAKE A BIG FAT SHIT ON WHAT EVERYONE ALSE THINKS?
▼: OH WAIT, CONFESSION TIME!
▼: WHO IS IT THAT'S GETTING YOU ALL "HOMOSEXUAL" OVER HIM, THEN?
▲: not him
▼: WHAT, WHO?
▲: not dave
▼: THAT'S GOOD I GUESS
▲: he laughed because i told him...
▲: its you
▼: CAUSE IF IT WAS HIM I GUESS THAT MAKING FUN OF YOU THING WOULD'VE HURT PRETTY BADLY
▼: WAIT WHAT
▼: WAIT YOU'RE NOT EVEN SHITTING ME ARE YOU?
▲: for once karkat im not pulling a shitty prank!
▼: BECAUSE THEN I WOULD HAVE TO JUST PUNCH YOU VIRTUALLY RIGHT IN YOUR UGLY MOUTH
▼: CAUSE LIKE I'M GETTING THIS WEIRD
▼: NO WAIT THIS IS STUPID
▲: whats stupid?
▲: tell me!
▲: tell me!
▼: GOG WHATEVER!
▼: OKAY GOOD FOR YOU, YOU LIKE ME, YOUR TROPHY IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE
▼: I'M NOT
▼: THIS IS SO WEIRD
▲: it doesnt have to be weird
▼: FUCK, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
▼: YOUR FEELINGS
▼: THEY'RE LIKE, REALLY RED, AREN'T THEY?
▲: kinda yeah
▼: FUCK, WHAT ARE THE ODDS EVEN
▲: the odds for what?
▼: NO, UHH, I MEAN
▼: I GUESS I'M KIND OF
▼: SHIT I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW
▲: you arent making any sense
▼: BECAUSE YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN ALL LIKE
▼: "BLUUUH I AM A GIANT TOOL, I AM NO HOMOSEXIEL OR WHATEVER THAT DUMB WORD IS AND THIS SILLY TROLL IS ALL HINTING STUFF BUT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE MY THINK PAN IS EMPTIER THAN THE CUP FULL OF I-ACTUALLY-GIVE-A-SHIT-ABOUT-HIM"
▼: MAYBE THAT'S WHY
▼: COULD BE, WHO KNOWS
▲: youve been hinting at stuff?
▼: WOW YOU ARE SO DUMB, I AM JUST LAUGHING MY ASS OF SO MUCH I AM ABOUT TO CRY
▼: TEARS OF CONDENSENSING MIRTH
▲: yeah, now i can tell youve been hinting! ):
▼: STOP STOP I CAN'T TAKE IT, MY RIBS ARE BREAKING
▼: YES, DIPSHIT, I HAVE BEEN FUCKING HINTING
▲: well damn, am i stupid or what
▼: YOU SHOULD LIKE GET A PRIZE OR SOMETHING, YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS BAFFLING
▲: its times like this when i doubt my descision
▼: DECISION ABOUT WHAT?
▲: about liking you
▲: sometimes you just... youre so mean sometimes!
▼: BECAUSE I'M A HUGE DOUCHE?
▼: YEAH, SHIT, NEWSFLASH
▼: EGBERT YOU KNOW I'M ALWAYS LIKE THAT
▲: and i still like you, despite it
▼: WHICH IS JUST FAR BEYOND MY COMPREHENSION
▲: i must be a huge masochist!
▼: OR MAYBE JUST REALLY DENSE
▲: no, i think it makes sense!
▼: UH WHY?
▲: because you abuse mea
▲: and i keep coming back for more
▼: NO IT'S ACTUALLY STILL PRETTY FAR BEYOND MY COMPREHENSION
▼: NOT THAT I MIND OR ANYTHING
▼: OF COURSE I WOULDN'T MIND
▼: I'M JUST NOT THAT GOOD AT REDROM STUFF WHEN IT CONCERNS MYSELF
▼: I GUESS
▲: i suck at relationships too but...
▲: i really want to kiss you
▼: STOP SAYING CHEESY THINGS LIKE THAT, MY CHEEKS WILL GET HIDEOUSLY MUTANT RED AND I DON'T WANT THAT
▲: but red isnt bad
▼: YES IT IS
▲: my blood is red too
▼: I WOULD'VE LIKED IT IF IT WAS NOT THE CAUSE OF ALL MISERIES IN MY LIFE
▼: THOUGH I GUESS IT'S A LITTLE BIT BETTER IF I SHARE THE COLOR WITH YOU
▲: maybe if i held your face in my hands?
▲: hehe, thats so cute of you to say!
▼: OH SHUT YOUR MEAL TUBE!
▲: so touchy! its so adorable!
▼: GOG WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!
▼: I AM NOT TRYING TO BE CUTE
▼: I'M SPEAKING WITH SINCERITY
▲: the fact you do that makes it cute!
▼: JEGUS YOU ARE SO DUMB
▼: IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY
▲: its not, no.
▲: im not laughing
▲: im not laughing at your cuteness
▼: IF YOU WERE I WOULD BE PRETTY FUCKING MAD, TOO
▼: I MEAN, MORE THAN I ALWAYS AM
▲: i know
▲: i... i want to see you
▲: see you in person
▼: WELL I'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE
▼: BUT TOUCHING YOU
▼: THAT'S BE
▼: I DON'T KNOW
▼: NICE, I GUESS
▲: it would
▼: WAIT, TOUCHING IN THE NOT.. WRONG WAY!
▼: DON'T GET ME WRONG
▲: there wouldnt be a wrong way when it comes to you
▼: THERE'S LOTS OF WRONG WAYS, ACTUALLY
▼: I MEAN, IT COULD MAKE ME SOUND LIKE SOME SORT OF PERVERT
▼: AND I REALLY AM NOT
▲: karkat, im the one making perverted jokes here
▼: WERE YOU DOING THAT RIGHT NOW, CAUSE THAT JUST FLEW RIGHT PAST ME
▲: but seriously i wouldnt mind
▲: as long as we were alone
▼: EGBERT SERIOUSLY, STOP THAT, NOW I REALLY DID GET ALL UGLY AND CANDY RED
▼: SO ANNOYING
▼: NO I MEAN
▼: IT'S WEIRD FEELING LIKE THIS
▲: a good weird
▼: I GUESS
▼: I NEVER REALLY CONSIDERED THAT YOU'D EVER RETURN MY FLUSHED FEELINGS
▼: I SUPPOSE I'M JUST GETTING USED TO IT IN MY USUAL RUDE WAY
▲: at least you can, you know?
▲: but you never imagined?
▼: UH NO, NOT REALLY
▲: when you told me vriska liked me back then, i imagined that
▲: and ewww, so wrong
▼: I MEAN, YOU WERE PRETTY PERSISTENT WITH YOUR PRINCIPLE OF NOT BEING HOMO-WHATEVER
▲: i know i was being stupid and weird
▼: SO I GUESS I JUST BACKED OFF
▲: weird about my feelings
▼: THEY'RE GOOD FEELINGS IF THEY WORK IN MY FAVOUR
▼: WHICH THEY DO, OBVIOUSLY
▲: i mean, i thought you might feel this way but...
▼: I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO
▼: ALL THE INTERRACIAL SHIT
▲: doesnt kanaya like rose though?
▼: KANAYA IS DIFFERENT IN LOTS AND LOTS OF WAYS
▼: BUT IN ANY CASE I DON'T FEEL LIKE GIVING A SHIT ABOUT WHAT IS RIGHT AND WRONG IN OUR CULTURE
▼: THE SAME WAY YOU DECIDED NOT TO AS WELL
▲: well, not exactly
▲: theres a lot of pride for people that like the same sex here
▲: but a lot of hate for it as well
▼: OKAY, THAT'S A DIFFERENCE
▼: TROLLS BEING CONQUERORS, IT'S KIND OF PRETTY INSANE TO EVER LOOK AT ONE OF ANOTHER RACE WITH THE RED QUADRANT
▼: I GUESS I COULDN'T HELP IT
▲: there have been other accounts of it though, right?
▲: i mean, you cant be the only one!
▲: and i dont even think humans have ever encountered another race
▲: so i have no idea what huge of a leap for mankind this is
▼: PROBABLY A HUGE ONE
▲: not like ill ever find out
▼: AND NOT LIKE I'LL EVER GET THE CHANCE TO GET PUNISHED FOR WISHING FOR MATESPRIT IN ONE OF A LESSER RACE
▲: even though we have the same blood color?
▼: HAVING RED BLOOD IN TROLL SOCIETY IS A PRETTY FUCKING TERRIBLE THING, TOO
▲: it doesnt bother me
▲: i accept you for who you are
▼: I THINK THAT MAKES ME KIND OF HAPPY
▲: as humans say... even if you get bald and fat, ill still want you
▼: THAT SOUNDS PRETTY STUPID
▲: it is
▼: BUT I GUESS IT'S A GOOD THING?
▲: id say it is
▲: to describe it in troll terms, its cherry red
▼: LIKE BLOOD COLOR THAT WE SHARE, RIGHT?
▲: yes, like that
▼: WITH THIS I THINK I CAN, WITH TIME, MAYBE ACCEPT MY COLOR
▼: I DON'T NEED ANY OTHER'S ACCEPTANCE BUT YOURS
▲: i know you dont like me saying it, but thats really cute
▼: I SHOULD PROBABLY GET USED TO IT ANYWAY
▲: hey karkat, maybe when we meet, we could watch one of those troll romance movies you like?
▼: NOT SURE IF YOU WILL REALLY GET THEM
▼: THEY'RE MOSTLY ABOUT BLACKROM
▼: BUT WE CAN WATCH ONE OF YOUR SILLY MOVIES, TOO, IF YOU WANT
▲: oh, could we?
▲: i dont know though
▲: youd probably find them all dumb
▼: PROBABLY THE SAME WAY YOU'D FIND MINE DUMB
▼: I PROMISE I WONT SAY ANYTHING TOO MEAN ABOUT IT
▼: I MEAN I DON'T THINK I CAN PROMISE NOT TO COMMENT THEM, BUT I'LL AT LEAST NOT MAKE FU OF YOU
▲: maybe i can find one i find dumb too!
▼: MEANT FUN THERE
▲: then we can laugh at it together
▼: THEN WE CAN JUST LAUGH AT IT AND CALL IT STUPID
▼: BUT FIRST WHEN WE MEET I WANT TO JUST LOOK AT YOUR FOR A MINUTE
▼: LIKE HAVE YOU LOOK INTO MY EYES FOR REAL, NOT JUST A SCREEN
▲: oh, karkat
▲: that... thats really sweet
▼: NO "OH KARKAT" THAT TOOK A LOT OF ME TO SAY
▲: well excuse me, for finding what you said to be pretty much the best thing you could say
▼: YOU SHOULD GIVE ME A GOGDAMN PRIZE OR SOMETHING
▲: i will, when i see you
▲: how about that?
▼: I'LL HOLD YOU TO THAT, YOU KNOW
▲: oh i know
▲: you know, i dont even know what you look like
▲: i mean, i know you have nubby horns and red blood
▲: thats pretty much it
▼: WE'RE PRETTY DIFFERENT
▼: BUT ALSO KIND OF SIMILAR
▲: describe yourself then
▼: UHH OKAY, I'LL TRY
▼: BUT COMPARED TO YOU I LOOK PRETTY WEIRD
▼: OR MAYBE IT'S JUST THE OTHER WAY AROUND SINCE WE CAME FIRST
▼: OH WHO CARES
▲: i dont
▼: DIDN'T THINK SO
▼: OKAY UM
▼: LIKE, HOW YOU GUYS' SKIN LOOKS ALL SOFT AND SQUISHY?
▼: OURS IS MORE TOUGH, KIND OF SOFT IN A LEATHERY WAY
▼: AND IT'S NOT PINK EITHER
▲: oooh, cool!
▼: YEAH, I GUESS
▼: OUR SKIN'S GREY INSTEAD
▲: thats really cool
▼: IT'S GOOD THAT YOU THINK SO
▼: THAT AND OUR EYES ARE PROBABLY THE MOST OBVIOUS DIFFERENCES
▲: what are your eyes like?
▲: wait no
▲: I want to see them, not hear about them
▲: your eyes can wait
▼: WHY DO YOU GO ON AND ON ABOUT HOW CUTE I AM WHEN YOU SAY THINGS LIKE THAT TO ME?
▲: because you dont say things are cute, silly!
▼: WELL YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT THAT RIGHT THERE DID SOUND KIND OF CUTE
▲: i know it did
▲: but its true
▲: what color is your hair?
▲: and what color are your horns?
▼: IT'S BLACK
▼: NOT FLUFFY LOOKING LIKE YOURS
▼: IT'S A BIT.. WIRY?
▼: LIKE A BAD QUALITY WIG OR SOMETHING
▲: doesnt matter
▼: ALSO IT'S ALL OVER THE PLACE BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HAIRSTYLES ANYWAY
▲: hehe, neither do i
▼: TRUST ME, IT'S LESS MESSY THAT MINE
▲: how is that possible?
▲: i just let mine go crazy!
▼: I MEAN, NEPETA ONCE TRIED TO GROOM IT AND THE BRUSH JUST GOT STUCK IN IT. TOOK FOREVER TO GET IT BACK OUT.
▼: CAN YOU EVEN BEAT THAT?
▲: well, i guess not
▼: HA, I WIN THE PRIZE FOR HAVING THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE HAIR
▼: VICTORY IS SWEET
▲: i guess thats one more i have to give you then
▼: WOW THAT EMOTE IS JUST TERRIBLE
▲: it is...
▲: the chat client here kind of sucks for that...
▼: IT DOES
▲: you didnt tell me about your horns yet!
▼: OH RIGHT
▼: UH, WELL YOU KNOW THEY'RE NUBBY. AND REALLY SHORT
▼: YOU GUYS HAVE A CANDY WHICH KINDA MATCHES THE COLOR
▲: what colors?
▼: LIKE THAT CANDY CORN STUFF
▼: VARIOUS SHADES OF ORANGE
▲: ooh, i love candy corn!
▲: i... i may have to...
▲: taste your horns now
▼: DON'T EAT MY HORNS, DUDE
▼: THEY'RE VERY SENSITIVE
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