SHARING BOXERS

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▲: WHERE ARE MY FUCKING BOXERS, YOU ASSHOLES?
▼: HONKUU ONII CHAN
▲: EXCUSE ME?
▼: HONKUUU
▲: LET ME HAVE YOURS!
▼: SHARE BOXERS
▼: GET BITCHES
▼: HONKUU
▲: OH HELLS YES.
▲: BITCHES.
▲: AND YOU.
▼: ONII CHAN, WE'LL GET BITCHES ERRDAY, HONKUU!
▲: THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING PARTY.
▲: THE BEST.
▲: WE SHALL GET ALL THE BITCHES TO GIVE US THEIR BRAS.
▲: AND WE SHALL FRAME THEM.
▲: FRAMES FULL OF BRAS ALL OVER THE BACHELOR PAD.
▼: ALL THE BRAS.
▲: ALL OF THEM.
▼: HONKU
▲: BUT FIRST. I NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIT IN THE OTHER HALF OF YOUR BOXERS.
▲: SHIT'S GONNA BE FUCKING TIGHT.
▼: MAGIC AND MIRACLES ERRDAY
▲: I MEANT LITERALLY TIGHT.
▲: BUT YEAH, THAT TOO.
▼: HONKUU
▲: WHATEVER THAT MEANS!
▲: THAT SHALL BE OUR MATING CALL.
▲: WE FIND THE BITCHES, THEN.
▲: HONKUUUU!
▲: HONKUUUU!
▲: HONKUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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▲: WHERE ARE MY FUCKING BOXERS, YOU ASSHOLES?
▼: HONKUUUUUU
▼: YOU WERE SHARING MINE, ONII CHAN
▲: I KNOW.
▲: WE WERE GONNA GO FUCKING PARTY THIS SHIT UP.
▲: AND STEAL ALL THE BRAS!
▼: ALL OF THEM, HONKU
▲: AND THEN, WE SHOULD STEAL ALL THE BOXERS.
▲: BUT STILL WEAR THE SAME FUCKING PAIR.
▼: EXCEPT ERIDANS, HONKUU
▲: BECAUSE WE CAN DO AS WE DAMNED WELL PLEASE.
▲: ERIDAN DOESN'T WEAR BOXERS, FUCKASS.
▲: HE WEARS THONGS.
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▲: WHICH WE WON'T TAKE, OBVIOUSLY.
▲: BECAUSE THEY AREN'T BOXERS.
▼: RIGHT, ONII CHAN!
▲: WAIT. EQUIUS WEARS TIGHTY-WHITIES.
▲: WE WON'T TAKE THAT SHIT, EITHER!
▼: OF COURSE, HONKUU
▲: GOD, WHY DO TROLL PARTIES ALWAYS END UP WITH EVERYONE PANTSLESS?
▲: THEY COULD BE FUCKING SHIRTLESS BUT NO!
▲: THEY TAKE OFF THEIR FUCKING PANTS.
▲: LAST TIME I HAD A PARTY, TROLL GOODWILL HAD A WHOLE HUGE FUCKING LOAD OF THEM THE NEXT DAY.
▼: REALLY, HONKUU?
▲: GOD, YES.
▲: YOU THINK I EVEN KNEW HALF THE FUCKERS AT MY PLACE?
▲: YOU THINK I WANTED TO FIND ALL THOSE SHITSTAINS?
▼: OH, MY
▼: I'M SO SORRY ONII CHAN
▲: YOU KNOW HOW THOSE PARTIES GO.
▲: AND THIS WASN'T EVEN A BLACKROM MIXER.
▲: THOSE THINGS GET PRETTY DAMNED BLOODY.
▲: AND YET PEOPLE STILL LOSE THEIR FUCKING PANTS!
▼: HONKUU, THAT IS HORRIBLE, ONII CHAN
▲: HAVEN'T YOU BEEN TO ONE OF THOSE?
▲: CRABDAD ALWAYS FUCKING FORCES ME TO GO.
▲: ALWAYS CUTS MY HAIR BEFORE, TOO.
▲: NEVER FAILS TO LOOK LIKE SHIT.
▼: MY OLD GOAT NEVER TAKES ME ANYWHERE
▼: I'M ALWAYS HOME ALONE, HONKUU (
▲: YOU SHOULD GO TO ONE WITH ME. SO WE CAN GET ALL THE BRAS.
▲: IN FACT, KANAYA IS HOSTING ONE AT HER PLACE NEXT WEEK.
▲: YOU SHOULD FUCKING GO!
▼: I'LL GO, HONKUU
▲: FUCK YES.
▼: WE CAN ASK KANAYA TO HELP US GET BRAS
▲: KANAYA WOULD BE ALL OVER THAT SHIT.
▲: YOU MISSED THE FUCKING PARTIES WHERE SHE HAD THE HOTTEST FUCKING SLOPPY MAKEOUTS.
▲: WITH VRISKA. AND TEREZI. AND FEFERI. AND ARADIA.
▲: NEPETA CAN'T GO. EVEN IF EQUIUS IS THERE.
▲: THE FUCKING HYPOCRITE
▼: WHAAAAT
▼: THAT IS SO WRONG, HONKUU
▼: WE SHOULD TAKE HER WITH US!
▲: YOU'RE TELLING ME.
▲: WE FUCKING SHOULD.
▲: STOP BY, TAKE HER BRAS, AND BRING HER WITH US!
▲: FUCKING GREAT IDEA.
▼: LET'S DO IT, HONKU
▲: NOW, DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO WEAR TO THESE?
▲: YOU HAVE TO FUCKING DRESS RIGHT.
▼: I'M GOING TO WEAR MY BEST PANTS, HONKUU
▲: THAT'S NOT A GOOD FUCKING IDEA.
▲: WEAR YOUR MOST BRIGHTLY COLORED PANTS.
▲: THAT WAY, YOU HAVE AT LEAST SOME CHANCE OF FINDING THEM.
▲: THE MORE WILD, THE HOTTER THEY SEEM.
▼: OK, HONKUU
▼: ONII CHAN YOU ARE THE BEST
▲: MY PANTS ARE FUCKING BRIGHT PINK. WITH GREEN SPARKLES.
▲: SO HOT.
▲: AND NO, YOU'RE THE BEST.
▲: DO YOU HAVE SOME FUCKING WACKED OUT PANTS?
▼: I HAVE SOME BRIGHT PURPLE ONES
▲: THOSE SOUND FUCKING PERFECT.
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