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▼: NO, SORRY.
▲: hi karkat!
▼: HEY JOHN.
▲: what's up?
▼: I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU, ACTUALLY.
▲: were you?
▲: well, you found me!
▼: YEAH I GUESS I DID.
▼: NO WAIT THAT'S STUPID.
▲: no, tell me!
▼: NO REALLY IT'S ALRIGHT.
▼: HOW ARE YOU.
▲: no come on, tell me!
▲: all i wanted to know was if dave told terezi he liked her yet...
▼: I WOULDN'T KNOW. TEREZI AND I DON'T TALK VERY OFTEN.
▲: i thought you had a special sort of bond with her?
▼: NOT ANY MORE.
▼: IT WAS COMPLICATED.
▼: NOW IT'S NOT.
▼: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT DAVE AND TEREZI?
▲: oh, uhh... i'm sorry
▲: because he told me he was going to confess!
▲: i want to know what happens, geez! can't a guy support his best bro?
▼: YEAH I GUESS HE CAN.
▼: WELL, I WILL LET YOU KNOW IF I HEAR ANYTHING I GUESS.
▲: now, what were you saying was stupid?
▼: I WAS SAYING MY IDEA WAS STUPID.
▲: what idea?
▲: come on, it probably isn't stupid at all!
▼: YES IT IS EXTREMELY STUPID AND I HAVE ACTUALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT ALREADY.
▲: no you haven't. and you will tell me
▲: or i will call you... karkles
▼: OH NO WHATEVER WILL I DO.
▼: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
▲: karkles, come on!
▼: ALRIGHT I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU A HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION.
▼: WHAT IF YOU HAD A FRIEND THAT YOU HADN'T KNOWN FOR THAT LONG
▼: BUT THAT FRIEND SEEMED TO HAVE SOME HYPOTHETICAL FEELINGS FOR YOU
▲: hmm... i guess it depends on the friend...
▼: OUT OF SIMPLE CURIOSITY WHICH FRIENDS WOULD THOSE BE.
▲: uhh... i... errrr....
▲: maybe just one of them?
▼: I AM SURE YOU HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS BUT THAT HARDLY NARROWS IT DOWN.
▲: ummm.... hypothetically speaking....
▲: if you had a friend who said something that kind of said it out of pressure but didn't mean it, would you be mad?
▼: YES BUT I WOULDN'T SHOW IT.
▼: YOU'RE FORGETTING THAT THIS IS HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION.
▲: oh well uhhh...
▲: say this friend of yours lied about something making it seem they wouldn't be able to like you....
▼: OKAY LET'S SAY THAT.
▼: WHAT WOULD FOLLOW THE ELLIPSES.
▲: a nervous confession?
▼: WOULD IT BE TOO MUCH TO HEAR THAT CONFESSION.
▲: of course, all hypothetically, this person would probably say
▲: ummm... i like you karkat...
▼: AND HYPOTHETICALLY WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF KARKAT LIKED YOU AS WELL.
▲: umm... i guess that friend would be very happy.
▼: HOW HAPPY EXACTLY.
▲: i guess... the happiest that person has ever been!
▼: DO YOU REALLY MEAN THAT?
▲: well, yes.
▼: THAT MIGHT MAKE ME EVEN HAPPIER THAN YOU.
▲: this isn't hypothetical at all, is it?
▼: NO IT ISN'T.
▲: i... thought so.
▼: I WAS TRYING TO BE A LITTLE TRANSPARENT.
▲: i could tell, hehehe
▼: HEH YEAH
▼: NEXT TIME YOU COME UP WITH THE HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION
▲: i think i might be able to do that...
▲: hypothetically speaking, if we were able to see each other face to face, right now, what would you do?
▼: I MIGHT, HYPOTHETICALLY OF COURSE, GET ALL FLUSTERED
▼: AND TRY TO GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO MAYBE KISS YOU
▼: IN THE MOST HYPOTHETICAL SENSE OF THE WORD.
▲: i think, hypothetically, i'd like that
▼: AND HYPOTHETICALLY WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN RESPONSE
▲: i'd wrap my arms around you and kiss back, probably.
▼: AND WHAT IF I DECIDED TO MAYBE REACH MY HANDS UP YOUR SHIRT.
▲: i'd... probably let out a little moan...
▲: maybe press my lips harder to you, bringing up a hand to cup your cheek and chin
▲: what.... hypothetically, would you do?
▼: I WOULD STROKE YOUR CHEST AND I MIGHT EVEN NIBBLE ON YOUR LIP WITH MY FANGS
▲: i'd moan and maybe reach up, grabbing on to your hair
▼: I WOULD GRIN AT THE MOANS AND CONSIDER LOWERING MY HANDS LOWER TOWARDS THE FRONT OF YOUR PANTS
▲: if you did that... i'd probably groan out...
▼: I MIGHT CHUCKLE AT HOW OVER EAGER YOU WERE
▲: i'd probably start blushing as soon as you started laughing
▼: I WOULD TOUCH YOUR FACE AND SMILE AT THE WARMTH OF YOUR BLUSH.
▲: i... i don't want this to just be hypothetical...
▼: IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE.
▲: how, though?
▼: JUST FIND A WAY TO GET OVER HERE.
▲: i... hmmm...
▲: i can't think of any way!
▼: THIS IS A LITTLE DISHEARTENING.
▲: i know...
▼: BUT IF IT IS ANY CONSOLATION, THIS MADE ME VERY HAPPY.
▼: TO KNOW YOU FEEL THIS WAY.
▲: it makes me happy to know you don't, you know, hate me!
▲: it made me really happy to know you shared the feelings
▼: I DON'T THINK I AM CAPABLE OF HOLDING A HATEFUL THOUGHT AGAINST YOU.
▼: YOU ARE FAR TOO KIND, AND NICE, AND
▲: awww, that's so cute!
▼: YEAH, WELL.
▲: it is!
▼: I SHOULD STOP BEFORE I EMBARRASS MYSELF MORE.
▲: no, it's so cute!
▼: I DON'T REALLY DO CUTE.
▲: says you! cute is in the eye of the beholder, and i find what you're saying very cute!
▼: WELL SHIT JOHN NOW I'M BLUSHING.
▲: oops, sorry!
▼: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
▼: YOU'RE REALLY CUTE WHEN YOU BLUSH.
▲: aww, now i'm blushing now... even more than i was before...
▼: HEH I CAN SEE THAT.
▲: oh man, that...
▲: you can see me but i can't see you!
▲: so not fair!
▼: WELL WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST I DO ABOUT THAT.
▼: I DO KIND OF ENJOY THIS ADVANTAGE I HAVE OVER YOU.
▲: you can't really change it... but it still isn't fair!
▼: I COULD STOP IF I WANTED TO.
▼: DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP?
▲: no, its fine
▼: JOHN CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING.
▲: of course you can!
▼: WHERE IS YOUR SHIRT.
▲: i kind of spilled on it....
▼: SPILLED WHAT?
▲: i was drinking some apple juice, okay?
▼: YEAH I GUESS THAT'S OKAY.
▼: BUT DO YOU REALLY ONLY OWN ONE SHIRT?
▲: well, the shirt kind of came with this costume when i showed up here! i can't really do anything about only having the one for my god tier outfit
▼: AH YES.
▼: CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING ELSE.
▼: MORE PRIVATE.
▲: i... guess so...
▼: DOES YOUR GOD TIER OUTFIT COME WITH
▲: oh geez....
▲: you know, i didn't even think about i... they aren't there!
▲: oh man...
▼: OH SORRY I SHOULDN'T LAUGH AT YOUR
▲: damnit... i need to go make some or something....
▼: OUT OF WHAT?
▲: well... i don't know!
▲: can... can you... uhh... you know... send me... send me a code?
▼: YOU WANT ME TO SEND YOU A CODE
▼: MY CODE.
▲: hey, i need to cover my.... you know!
▼: YOU ARE ESSENTIALLY ASKING FOR MY UNDERWEAR.
▲: not for them!
▲: just a code so i can have some!
▼: HOW BADLY DO YOU WANT THE CODE.
▲: don't make me beg... please...
▼: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
▲: oh man, thanks
▲: this is a code for a bucket...
▼: OH HAHA
▼: YOU CAN UH
▼: IGNORE THAT
▼: I AM SURE THAT IS THE RIGHT ONE.
▼: I WON'T MAKE A
▼: MISTAKE LIKE THAT
▲: okay, there we go.
▲: this time i have what i asked for...
▼: YEAH YEAH NO NEED TO THANK ME.
▲: ... you're going to watch me change, aren't you?
▼: I WASN'T PLANNING ON IT.
▼: DON'T WORRY I'M NOT LOOKING.
▲: umm... done!
▼: YEAH I KNOW.
▲: you said you weren't going to watch!
▼: I MIGHT HAVE
▼: BENT THE TRUTH A LITTLE.
▼: NO HARM DONE.
▲: you're lucky i love you...
▲: i would have had to get slightly annoyed.
▼: WELL WE CERTAINLY WOULDN'T WANT THAT.
▼: I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE
▼: YOU DIDN'T SEEM TO MIND.
▲: it just made me blush more.... yeah...
▼: NOT JUST BLUSHING JOHN
▲: oh shut up!
▲: oh crap...
▲: vriska is pestering me...
▲: this is... not good...
▼: YOU SHOULD IGNORE HER.
▼: RIGHT NOW.
▲: i would but... you know she'll just keep it up!
▼: GOD DAMN IT.
▲: i'm sorry, karkat...
▲: ummm... i'll get back to you as soon as i finish with her, promise!
▼: ALRIGHT JOHN.